Extremely Undesireable. Spits frequently. Highly volatile and unstable. Do not feed.
Incapable of keeping his pants zipped; Loves to jack off. (Not Shown)

Has three hundred and seventy hangovers a year.
Falls down a lot. Does menial labor in exchange for potato chips.
Sarcastic, sadistic and self-important.

His sole redeeming quality is his hair, perfect in every way. (656)
Pathetic and crazed.
Always wrong.