Demonic, hermaphroditic creatures spawned from the media, the TV heads do the bidding of anyone powerful enough to control them. Shape shifters. (not shown)

Their genital organs are immense and resemble large malignant tumors.

Fire sonic blasts of canned laughter, which are capable of blowing shit to smithereens. Pathological liars, they both represent and appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Sole redeeming quality:
plug them in and you may catch 'jackass' or 'the sopranos' (56)